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What is the definition of an IT Professional? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand
What is the definition of a good IT Professional? Someone who has a software patch named after them.
Why did the IT auditor cross the road? Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Comprehending IT Professionals: Four engineers get in a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical Engineer says: "It's a broken starter"
The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery"
The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline"
The IT engineer says: "Hey, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and get back in"